-- GOSPer Chair Michael Steele.
American Limb-deficient Midgets Society (ALMS) and Moms of All Shapes (MAS) have joined forces to protest the lack of attention addressing their issues.
"There are too many times we have reached out our hand and been rebuffed by a heightist elite," said ALMS President Lefty O'Too who lost his arm and part of his last name in a Midgeville circus accident.
"We will never get jiggy with the Democrat Party's irresponsible binging," said MAS spokesperson Alma Pare. "It's time to eat the spinach. You should wash it twice and nuke it, but the government shouldn't have to do that for everybody."
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