Remember these are voters

Insurance accident reports

• "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

• "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

• "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."

• "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

• "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

• "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

• "I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

Things people said